Welcome to PlanetHawleywood

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour,
you’re gonna see some serious shit.

New Hugo Blog

Here we go again.

July 29, 2026 · Chuck

Don't Start Now

If you know you’re going to suffer in the future, don’t start now

October 22, 2025 · Chuck

The sequel nobody asked for: The 'C' Word Part II

A recurrence of my bladder cancer

October 8, 2025 · Chuck

What's a Ouija Wall?

What IS a Ouija Wall?

September 7, 2025 · Chuck

The Perfect Weekend

This weekend is kind of a big deal.

August 29, 2025 · Chuck

Your Checkmate

Life is like chess

February 15, 2025 · Chuck

15 Sentences That Live In My Head Rent Free

Fear doesn’t stop death; it stops life. If it costs you your peace, it’s too expensive. People only see the decisions you made, not the choices you had. Never take criticism from someone you wouldn’t take advice from. The magic you’re looking for is in the work you’re avoiding. Ships are safe in the harbor, but that’s not what they’re built for. Ambition without action turns into anxiety. To live a life most people don’t, you must be willing to do what most people won’t. You can do anything, but not everything-focus. If you want to make the wrong decision, ask everyone. Those who don’t move won’t notice their chains. It’s okay to live a life most people don’t understand. If someone could only see your actions and not hear your words, what would they say your priorities are? You can’t have a new reality with an old mentality. No risk, no story.

January 23, 2025 · Chuck

What is crufty and bogacious?

From: The Gospel of Tux Crufty: Meaning: This term, often used in computing, describes something that is cluttered, messy, and overly complex. Think of it as: A software program with a lot of unnecessary features, confusing code, or a user interface that’s hard to navigate. Meaning: This term, often used in computing, describes something that is cluttered, messy, and overly complex. Think of it as: A software program with a lot of unnecessary features, confusing code, or a user interface that’s hard to navigate. Bogacious: Meaning: This is a more informal and somewhat dated term, meaning excellent, impressive, or outstanding. Think of it as: A synonym for “awesome” or “fantastic.” ...

January 16, 2025 · Chuck

Fuck your productivity system. Seriously

From Reddit Fuck your Notion templates that took longer to set up than actually doing the work. Fuck your 27 different colored highlighters for “time blocking” - you’re not mapping the genome, you’re writing a grocery list. Fuck your morning routine that starts at 4AM. The only thing you’re optimizing is your caffeine addiction and sleep deprivation. Fuck your pomodoro timer. If I wanted to live my life in 25-minute chunks, I’d go back to high school. Fuck your inbox zero - emails multiply like rabbits anyway. Who are you trying to impress? Fuck your 17 different productivity apps that all sync together in some ungodly digital centipede. You spend more time maintaining this shit than actually working. Fuck “deep work” when you can’t even focus long enough to finish reading this post without checking your phone. Fuck your habit tracker that’s giving you anxiety because you missed one day of meditation and now your perfect streak is ruined. Here’s what actually works: Do the fucking thing. That’s it. Stop reading productivity on Medium. Stop watching YouTubers tell you how they organize their day in 15-minute intervals. Stop buying notebooks that cost more than your hourly rate. ...

January 9, 2025 · Chuck

Meet me half way

How about delivery service that only delivers halfway? Like, you call to order a pizza, and they say, okay, I’ll meet you in the Marc’s parking lot in a half-hour.

January 3, 2025 · Chuck