Microblogs

These are short posts, often created from my mobile.

• Boring Home Snack? Take it to work!2023-11-21
  I posted this on Facebook 10 years ago. But it’s still true.
• Too god-damned soon..2023-10-30
  I’m sitting in the theater getting ready to watch 5 Nights at Freddy’s on the day before Halloween. The pre-show commercials have been back-to back-Christmas. … Read more
• Stevie’s First Halloween2023-10-29
  With us being Stevie’s “Official Halloween Sponsors”, I suggested the possibility of this photo way back in August. I was thrilled to see the idea … Read more
• I like Fall2023-10-13
• It took so little to make me happy back then…2023-09-24
  After working at the County in the Justice Center I was flabbergasted to have an office in which we could open the windows and get … Read more
• The gift that nobody wants.2023-09-18
  Two friends that I hung out with last week texted me in the last few days to tell me that they’ve tested positive for COVID. … Read more
• Billy’s Here2023-09-15
• Drunk in Reverse2023-08-28
  Facebook posts from “Birthday Week” 14 years ago. Read from bottom to top.
• 5 Years Later2023-08-21
  It’s been a strange 5 years. I started this journey at 335 pounds in August 2018. I got as low as 210 pounds by December … Read more
• We are ready to rock.2023-08-18
  Waiting in the theater for https://metallica.filmTrying to resist taking a photo of our crowd with the caption: if you’re here tonight, remember to make your … Read more
• 4 Years!2023-08-15
  Each year on our anniversary dates, employees get a box of chocolates and a magnet signifying how long we’ve been with the company. Today I … Read more
• Attack of the Killer Tomato2023-08-01
  I harvested this mutant tomato from the Blue Sky Garden today. It was trapped inside a network of vines and I swear it was screaming … Read more
• Facebook Memories2023-07-31
  Facebook has a feature called Memories where they show you posts you made on this day in previous years. Apart from being sometimes creepy and … Read more
• Goodbye, old friends2023-07-31
  I bought these shoes in January 2023. I have another pair of “comfortable shoes” for walking, but these were my exercise shoes. Since January, I … Read more
• Blue Sky Garden Update2023-07-27
  It’s harvest time! Today I picked the first of the veggies we planted almost 3 months ago.
• Blue Sky Garden Update2023-07-18
  Look at these results!
• Welcome Baby Stevie2023-07-16
  My great niece came home and is finally receiving visitors! Everyone got a chance to hold her. She slept most of the time, because she’s … Read more
• Sample post using image host2023-07-11
  Testing posting images from an image host. Maybe this’ll save server space for trivial images. Using catbox.moe as an image host.
• Blue Sky Campus Garden Update2023-07-11
  I normally take a photo each week and update my post, but today I took a short video to show the jungle that the plots … Read more
• Days of the Dead 2023 – The Black Phone Cosplay (photo)2023-06-25
  Ashley posed with a spot-on “Grabber” from The Black Phone More info: Days of the Dead 2023 – Indianapolis
• Days of the Dead 2023 – Creepshow Cosplay (photo)2023-06-24
  More info: Days of the Dead 2023 – Indianapolis
• Art the Clown Meet and Greet – Cosplay (photo)2023-06-17
  At Screamer’s Costumes in Detroit, MI. More info here.
• Toto’s Africa is about a Werewolf. Change my mind.2023-04-16
  “It’s gonna take a lot to drag me away from you/there’s nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do” Africa – by Toto … Read more
• Sense of Adventure is high2022-09-24
• REDRUM!2022-03-22
  I finally made use of the front license plate holder on my car.Better is the view from your rearview mirror if I’m behind you.
• The Force was not with her2019-12-04
  Today in Batuu, a staff member taught me how to take burst-photos with my phone and then select a single frame that gives the illusion … Read more
• They really miss me!2019-11-21
  This morning I was plagued by repeated robocalls in the car on the way to work. I just kept rejecting them (they were interrupting my … Read more
• Walking2018-05-25
  Today is the 10th day of walking, and I’m wondering if I’m going to die in my chair. This is the end of my second … Read more
• Do It Out In The Open2017-10-12
  I attended my first Ohio Linuxfest this year (2017) and had a great time. I found the lightning talks especially inspirational. One of the talks … Read more
• In case you forget.2017-02-02
  During my time working at the Sheriff’s Office, I had the privilege of being able to traverse the building freely since I was part of … Read more
• 3 Fictional Characters2016-09-23
  “Describe Yourself In 3 Fictional Characters” was an online forum game in which participants select fictional characters from popular media that they believe demonstrate various … Read more
• Birds of a Feather2015-09-25
  While attending a fundraiser at a bar tonight a girl approached me and asked if the penguin on my shirt was the Linux penguin (It … Read more
• I can install Linux on anything!2015-09-10
• Pro Wrestler or Porn Star?2015-08-21
  Pro Wrestler name or Porn star name? Either way I am picking from this list the next time I am stopped in the mall for … Read more
• Hail Linux2015-08-13
  PSA: Just so everyone knows: I am a Linux administrator. I have been for a few years now. I DO NOT own any windows machines … Read more
• That time I beat Best Buy at their own game2015-02-21
  So we go to Best Buy to buy some computer stuff that was on sale. I get to the Geek Squad counter and show the … Read more
• You think your job sucks?2014-09-19
  You think your job sucks? Let me tell you about the people I work with. First, there’s this supermodel wanna-be chick. Ok, I’ll admit, she’s … Read more
• Toilet Timer2014-08-21
  The bathroom lights at work have automatic motion sensors. This happens more often than I’d like.
• Angry Spaghetti2014-07-31
  One time we got in such an argument over where to eat we finally stayed home and Carrie made spaghetti. You could actually taste the … Read more
• It still makes me mad2014-01-27
  The question was: What was something that was done to you as a child, although insignificant now, that still makes you furious? My Answer: I … Read more
• I’m hungry2013-11-14
  …or how I ended up eating an entire jar of olives one night.
• Bye-Bye County2013-09-06
  My last day at the Sheriff’s Office. Brandon made a post on Facebook. I’m not crying, you’re crying.
• The “No-Help” Desk2013-04-19
  I miss ThinkGeek and their witty IT-themed apparel.
• Not my bathroom2013-03-29
  At every new job, I spend the first few weeks looking for “my” bathroom. The one that’s less popular, usually clean, and bonus points for … Read more
• Now I don’t know math2012-11-29
  Carrie just shuffled behind my chair on her way to the bedroom, unknowingly building up an intense electrostatic charge. She then reached out lovingly and … Read more
• It’s no wonder I’m fat2012-11-21
• A two-office, business casual, programmer / driving instructor2012-07-16
  So, we’re in the empty parking lot and Ashley’s practicing maneuverability with the new car, when a guy pulls up and asks me if I … Read more
• The First … LEON?2009-12-12
  For a while I thought this might have been the ultimate goof. Someone thinking that if the lights were on the outside of the house, … Read more
• …and that, kids, is how I broke my phone2009-09-25
• Programmer Anal2009-08-12
  There is a distinct disadvantage to being a Programmer Analyst
• My Life According to Alice Cooper2009-08-07
  Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. Pass it on to 15 people you like (if you want to) and include … Read more
• De-icing the wing2009-01-16
  This is the best picture I ever took on my old crappy flip-phone
• Happy Birthday to the little woman2008-08-30