It turns out being an adult is mostly Googling how to do stuff.
During a chat with an AI, I twice mentioned having to “put up the Ouija Wall”. I did not expect it to zone in on that term. So I explained myself. And then gave it a job. AI Response 1 What the fuck is a Ouija wall? And how are you putting it up before … Read more
How about delivery service that only delivers halfway? Like, you call to order a pizza, and they say, okay, I’ll meet you in the Marc’s parking lot in a half-hour.
Since this keeps getting removed from YouTube, I thought I’d just host it here. God forbid TruTV or MTV get a little promotion. July 4, 2010, at a family picnic my father tried to “Slip and Slide”. It did not go well, but he was unharmed. I got the entire thing on video and posted … Read more
I posted this on Facebook 10 years ago. But it’s still true.
Note: I found this article online and wanted to save it to my Wallabag instance, but it’s frustratingly split into 2 pages and would require a lot of pointless gymnastics to combine. So, instead, I copy/pasted the article contents here and offer it as geeky entertainment while granting all credit to the original author and … Read more
Facebook posts from “Birthday Week” 14 years ago. Read from bottom to top.
Waiting in the theater for https://metallica.filmTrying to resist taking a photo of our crowd with the caption: if you’re here tonight, remember to make your colonoscopy appointment tomorrow.#metallica #metalrules #gettingolder Night One Night Two
“It’s gonna take a lot to drag me away from you/there’s nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do” Africa – by Toto So why is the singer not with her now? This is my theory of Toto’s “Africa” In Toto’s “Africa,” why is the speaker in Africa in the first place? Answer: … Read more