Linux Doesn't Ask "Are You Sure?"

Are you sure you want to ruin your entire day? (Y/N) Preface: This happened a couple of years back and has completely resolved since. It’s also one of those events that fellow sysadmins might relate to that make you go back and rethink (and rewrite) your backup scripts and policies involving production machines and how to not be stupid, in general. Today is the day after Easter. This past Good Friday was not… well… good. ...

March 28, 2016 · Chuck

Birds of a Feather

While attending a fundraiser at a bar tonight a girl approached me and asked if the penguin on my shirt was the Linux penguin (It was). I spent the next 40 minutes chatting with her and her boyfriend (a chef) about Linux and other assorted geekery. Totally restored my faith in humanity. Thank you, Anthony. I wish I would have gotten your girlfriend’s name. I hope her brother finds a Linux job. And I wish you nothing but success in the kitchen. ...

September 25, 2015 · Chuck

I can install Linux on anything!

September 10, 2015 · Chuck

Hail Linux

PSA: Just so everyone knows: I am a Linux administrator. I have been for a few years now. I DO NOT own any windows machines although I DO use them at work. If you choose to click that “Upgrade to Windows 10” button I’ve been hearing about you are on your own. I will be happy to help you figure out what went wrong and try to fix things - but don’t call me and ask things like: ...

August 13, 2015 · Chuck

Toilet Timer

The bathroom lights at work have automatic motion sensors. This happens more often than I’d like.

August 21, 2014 · Chuck

Nerves of Jello

Ever have a really bad day? Or a bunch of bad days in a row? Me too. I’ve masked the names to protect the guilty. For a very long time I have been aware that stress can take a toll on your health. But in my experience, it’s never been immediate like it has lately. It started this past weekend with an on-call nightmare: I got two calls about Asterisk, (not my specialty) on Saturday. One guy just needed it started. He had rebooted his machine and now it didn’t work. Easy fix. But the call ruined my lunch. By the time I was done my frozen pizza was almost frozen again. ...

July 24, 2014 · Chuck

Probably the worst day ever

After it was all over, I knew I was going to have to write about it. I don’t know why. Perhaps I like re-reading my miserable days? Maybe there’s something inside of me that feels it necessary to document these things? My therapist asked me once why I write about my problems and then keep the results? Why don’t I write about them, then throw them away? I don’t know. Maybe that’s a good idea. ...

February 13, 2014 · Chuck

Bye-Bye County

My last day at the Sheriff’s Office. Brandon made a post on Facebook. I’m not crying, you’re crying.

September 6, 2013 · Chuck

The "No-Help" Desk

I miss ThinkGeek and their witty IT-themed apparel.

April 19, 2013 · Chuck

Programmer Anal

There is a distinct disadvantage to being a Programmer Analyst

August 12, 2009 · Chuck