Fort Impostor

I have named my office “Fort Impostor” and this is my…manifesto. “The Fraud Police are the imaginary, terrifying force of ‘real’ grown-ups who you believe – at some subconscious level – are going to come knocking on your door in the middle of the night, saying: We’ve been watching you, and we have evidence that you have NO IDEA WHAT YOU’RE DOING. You stand accused of the crime of completely winging it, you are guilty of making shit up as you go along, you do not actually deserve your job, we are taking everything away, and we are TELLING EVERYBODY.” Amanda Palmer, The Art of Asking; or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Let People Help ...

October 13, 2017 · Chuck

Do It Out In The Open

I attended my first Ohio Linuxfest this year (2017) and had a great time. I found the lightning talks especially inspirational. One of the talks I especially like were the lightning talks. Lightning talks are a series of short (5 minute), impromptu talks that anyone can do. They hand you a microphone, and you say what you want to say. There were a lot of Linux advocacy speeches (as you’d expect) and “How Linux has affected me” type talks. One of the talks that hit home with me was a gentleman who talked about how when he attended his first Linuxfest, Linux was not his career. Fast-forward a few years, and he is back to say that he now has a Linux job that he secured by being active in the community and meeting people and learning on the job. ...

October 12, 2017 · Chuck

Ohio Linuxfest 2017 - Sep 29-30 2017, Columbus, Ohio

Attended talks: Command Line Tools, Clif Flynt Keynote: The Battle Over Our Technology, Karen Sandler (robo-lawyer) Lumina Rising: Challenging Desktop Orthodoxy, Ken Moore The ‘Onwards’ & ‘Upwards’ of Careers in Open Source – A Panel Discussion, Warner Moore, Cassandra Faris, Jason Green, Chad White Secure Cloud: Linode With Full Disk Encryption, Roberto C. Sánchez So What Is It Like to Work at Red Hat Anyways?, Steve Ovens Working in the Open, Jason Plum, GitLab Lightning Talks Keynote: A Brief History of an Open Source Company, Tarus Balog Missed Talks: Building Sustainable FOSS Communities, Mike Dolan LinkedIn Keynote: Who Cares if the Code is Free? User Experience & Open Source, Máirín Duffy A Short Tutorial on a Revision Control System for Sysadmins, Robert Threet What’s new in FreeNAS 11 Top 10 Easy Cybersecurity Wins for Linux Environments, Michael Contino Slide deck Getting Hit by an 18-wheeler: Privacy & Anonymity in the Modern Age, Cody Hofstetter Plaintext Accounting with the Ledger Ecosystem - Colin Dean Links: Think Penguin (booth) CoverMyMeds (booth, recruiting) Karen Sandler’s Keynote at GUADEC 8/2017 Five Minute RCS Tutorial Reference Revision Control System for Sysadmins above KDE at Ohio Linuxfest 2017(booth)

September 30, 2017 · Chuck

2017 Cleveland Givecamp

I made it to Cleveland Givecamp this year after many years of wanting to go but never having the guts. I added this to my LinkedIn page: Technical Volunteer, Cleveland GiveCamp Jul 2017 I volunteered at Cleveland GiveCamp and assisted “The Valentine Project” in refreshing their web presence. I served as site admin by managing hosting, DNS, loading the initial CMS and database and configuring email. I handled site security by configuring SSL and hardening user accounts. I also assisted with scrum-style checklists and documentation to deliver a finished product in just over 24 working hours from July 21-23, 2017. ...

July 24, 2017 · Chuck

In case you forget.

During my time working at the Sheriff’s Office, I had the privilege of being able to traverse the building freely since I was part of IT. Any room that had a computer was a potential visit for us in case we needed to plug something in or turn something off and on again. One afternoon, a few of us were tasked with setting up donated computers in one of the classrooms. ...

February 2, 2017 · Chuck

Death of a Bully

I found out after the fact that my bully from grade school died. He was not well liked by most people, if I remember correctly, but I was surprised at the outpouring of emotion online when his death was announced. A lot of years have passed in the interim and in hindsight, I suspect there were other factors at play. Perhaps he’d changed. Perhaps he didn’t grow up to be the insolent prick I knew him as. But that doesn’t change my feelings. His treatment of me (and others) affected my self-esteem for years. ...

December 28, 2016 · Chuck

3 Fictional Characters

“Describe Yourself In 3 Fictional Characters” was an online forum game in which participants select fictional characters from popular media that they believe demonstrate various aspects of their personality. Here’s mine.

September 23, 2016 · Chuck

Pokemon Go Incident

So we had a Pokémon Go incident a few days ago. This mother and son came to the office asking if they could catch the Pikachu that likes to hang around here. I didn’t see a problem so I let them in. Well the kid was super excited, running and jumping around everywhere. Well, he wasn’t looking where he was going, and he slammed his head into a shelf unit. ...

July 21, 2016 · Chuck

We Are The Champions

*Now, devotees may argue that one sport or game is inherently better than another. For me, sport is actually a chance for us to have other human beings push us to excel.*Robin Williams as John Keating, Dead Poets Society (1989) If this blog somehow survives me and is read sometime in the future, I would be remiss if I didn’t include an entry today. Last night I watched the Cleveland Cavaliers become the first major sports team in Cleveland to win a championship in my lifetime. ...

June 6, 2016 · Chuck

So Glad It Wasn't Me

I had to be part of someone else’s bad day, and it sucked. Please keep confidential, unknown to at this time. Meeting is scheduled for 9:00 tomorrow, in the conference room. Please have someone get his laptop shortly after 9:00 and disable him from the system. Please also have someone discreetly gather his personal items from his work area and bring them to the conference room as quickly as possible. ...

June 2, 2016 · Chuck