A two-office, business casual, programmer / driving instructor

So, we’re in the empty parking lot and Ashley’s practicing maneuverability with the new car, when a guy pulls up and asks me if I do this (teach driving) professionally?

Me: Ummm… no.

Him: If I gave you a couple bucks could you teach my mom how to do this (referring to the cones)?

Me: Tell ya what, we’re up here most evenings. If we’re here, I’d be glad to help.

So…Now I teach driving.

Booya.