It's no wonder I'm fat

November 21, 2012 · Chuck

I'm Gonna Kick My Brain's Ass

Occam’s Razor states that “Among competing hypotheses, the one which makes the fewest assumptions should be selected"Occam’s Razor In other words, the simplest answer is usually correct. On my way into work this morning, I stopped for gas and as I was driving in, I slowly became aware of an ominous clunking sound coming from the back of the car whenever I made a turn or went over a big bump. My first thought, of course, was that the rear axle has become separated from the car and fiery death was imminent. ...

October 3, 2012 · Chuck

In Defense of Thanksgiving

The one where I defend Thanksgiving

November 20, 2011 · Chuck

Dear Santa

The one where I lash out at “Christmas Creep”

November 11, 2011 · Chuck

Famous for the wrong things

I took a picture once of my brother-in-law seated behind me on the bus on the way to work. I put it online. A few months later I got an email. Hello, My name is Josh Hamilton and I am the CEO of an internet startup called yRidesyRides is a ridesharing website that helps people find or post carpools.Your photo at this link removed titled Weird Bus People we found humorous and thought it might be put to good use as a flyer. Would you be so kind as to let use the photo on some flyers? We haven’t made the flyer yet, but basically it would encourage people to not use the bus and to carpool instead.We understand that your licensing doesn’t allow for commercial use, but we would be grateful for your help as we are struggling start-up literally working out of a garage and living off ramen noodles.Looking forward to hearing from you.Sincerely, Josh Hamilton CEO yRides ...

June 4, 2011 · Chuck

The First ... LEON?

This might be the ultimate goof

December 12, 2009 · Chuck

I Suck at Sleep

Seriously.

May 2, 2008 · Chuck

Christmas Spirit Killer

For the very first time ever, Jim decided to make a dish to contribute to our office Xmas party. Jim’s most usual contribution to any office party is something easy like a 2-liter bottle of soda or just a cash donation. Needless to say, we were all skeptical when he insisted that we’d be surprised when he showed up on party day with a homemade Taco Casserole. Party day dawned and the unthinkable happened: Getting off the bus outside of work, Jim slipped on a patch of ice and down he went. ...

December 21, 2007 · Chuck

I'm fixing it!

I’m still not a car-guy

August 25, 2007 · Chuck

He's a pale fellow

Jim Gaffigan Live in Cleveland!

February 11, 2007 · Chuck